Bust My Hymen

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Who should take over the coaching job of the Baxter Redneck.

Ares
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Apollo
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Dionysus
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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen
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Total votes: 6

bilyeuofbaxter
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Bust My Hymen

Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

Buster Hymen was avg. 127.6 points/game until this week when he scores 162. I have no luck or talent at fantasy football. Maybe I should bring in a second party to manage my team. Like that coach that used to beat UT all the time and then went to the NFL and now can't win at all. It worked for him this week. Here are the candidates for the coaching job. I've decided to let Coach Coleman go in favor of one of these candidates. Whom ever is chosen will be my new coach. It's like reality tv in fantasy football.

ARES (Roman name Mars) the god of war, or more precisely of warlike frenzy. Though an immortal deity, he was bested by Heracles in battle and was almost killed when stuffed into a jar by two giants.

APOLLO (Roman name Apollo) the god of prophesy, music and healing.

DIONYSUS (dye-oh-NYE-sus; Roman name Bacchus) was the god of wine.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen(bow-ner). Really hot, underage chicks with tons of money.
I'm not cheating. I'm just trying to get away with stuff.
bilyeuofbaxter
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Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

Right now I'm leaning toward Apollo being the god of prophesy would really help out my team.
I'm not cheating. I'm just trying to get away with stuff.
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Jonathan S.
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Post by Jonathan S. »

Why not bring back Coach Kelly Goosecock? You could have that Steinbrenner/Billy Martin dynamic.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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