Zippers are in trouble!
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Re: Zippers are in trouble!
Zippers are 2-5 and sitting in the basement of the division. Even the Rocky Tops are ahead of the Zippers
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Re: Zippers are in trouble!
Have your read the one about crotchless panties?
A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more
and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship,
and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in
a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as
usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned
her crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolled between her partner and the television and naughtily
tossed one leg up on his chair arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "look what it did to those panties."
A young woman who had been married for several years was growing more
and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship,
and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in
a novelty shop.
One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous and he was, as
usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned
her crotchless undies and a slinky negligee.
She then strolled between her partner and the television and naughtily
tossed one leg up on his chair arm.
"Want some of this?" she purred.
"Are you kidding?" he replied, "look what it did to those panties."
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