Bust My Hymen
Posted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 12:29 pm
Buster Hymen was avg. 127.6 points/game until this week when he scores 162. I have no luck or talent at fantasy football. Maybe I should bring in a second party to manage my team. Like that coach that used to beat UT all the time and then went to the NFL and now can't win at all. It worked for him this week. Here are the candidates for the coaching job. I've decided to let Coach Coleman go in favor of one of these candidates. Whom ever is chosen will be my new coach. It's like reality tv in fantasy football.
ARES (Roman name Mars) the god of war, or more precisely of warlike frenzy. Though an immortal deity, he was bested by Heracles in battle and was almost killed when stuffed into a jar by two giants.
APOLLO (Roman name Apollo) the god of prophesy, music and healing.
DIONYSUS (dye-oh-NYE-sus; Roman name Bacchus) was the god of wine.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen(bow-ner). Really hot, underage chicks with tons of money.
ARES (Roman name Mars) the god of war, or more precisely of warlike frenzy. Though an immortal deity, he was bested by Heracles in battle and was almost killed when stuffed into a jar by two giants.
APOLLO (Roman name Apollo) the god of prophesy, music and healing.
DIONYSUS (dye-oh-NYE-sus; Roman name Bacchus) was the god of wine.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen(bow-ner). Really hot, underage chicks with tons of money.