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Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:53 pm
by bstock
WASHINGTON, DC?In an emergency White House address Sunday, President Bush urged all people dying from several days without food and water in New Orleans to "tap into the American entrepreneurial spirit" and gnaw on their own bootstraps for sustenance. "Government handouts are not the answer," Bush said. "I believe in smaller government, which is why I have drastically cut welfare and levee upkeep. I encourage you poor folks to fill yourself up on your own bootstraps. Buckle down, and tear at them like a starving animal." Responding to reports that many Katrina survivors have lost everything in the disaster, Bush said, "Only when you work hard and chew desperately on your own footwear can you live the American dream."

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:50 pm
by Oompa Midgets
does anyone like Bush???
Kanye West does

Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:07 pm
by wolfe
45% of us don't like him according to the latest polls.
I would like him more if he would
1. Admit that he made at least one mistake in his life
2. Fire one of his buddies
3. In short, just have some accountability in the office
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:33 pm
by thechosenone
ladies..thomas jefferson said it best... "if a politician has been in office for ten years, take them out and hang them because they are crooked"... this applies to all of the rich buttheads..they all suck!!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:44 pm
by The Guru
A change of heart for a former Republican cheerleader? He is quoting Ol' TJ now. When will the suprises end?
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:06 pm
by Oompa Midgets
all politicians suck...
for once i agree with chosen!
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:03 pm
by thechosenone
i will never jump party's, ... i simply think they all are crooks... we need to try to find the one who is the least corrupt. they all coddle their buddies and make them even richer. even here in good ol' cookeville
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:17 pm
by Oompa Midgets
should i run???
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:46 pm
by thechosenone
no, you can be bought and sold like the ho you are ....whooo! you have no integrity... ha ha!! but i appreciate your enthusiasm...start off as a campaign manager instead.
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:50 pm
by Agitator
it would never work to have a midget in the white house.......