MTFFL

Ignignokt: We have your rims now, fat man.
Err: Check it out!
Ignignokt: And now we are off on a quest, for honeys that are beyond fly.
Err: We're gonna get SO laid!
Ignignokt: Err, please. Innuendo.
Err: In YOUR-endo, man!

Ignignokt: This pornography is infinitely excellent. This dresser, however, is very boring.
Err: Yeah, get rid of it!
Ignignokt: Torch the dresser, Meatwad!
Meatwad: But this is where Carl keeps his clothes!
Ignignokt: Look, these women don't have any clothes, and they're not complaining.
Err: Yeah man, they're kissing each other!
Ignignokt: And you want Carl to be forever kissed, right?

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen! Chop off my head with such velocity that my blood will rocket through my neck, and propel my lifeless body, all the way to Phoenix!
Steve: Wow. Uh, what's in Phoenix?
Dr. Weird: Why, it's your mama, Steve! Get the ax!

More, more, more! There were too many pages wasted on puns....ATHF ""'s would have been so much more useful.

Ol' Drippy: Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that.

Ignignokt: Carl! You're striped with radiation!
Err: [singing] Domo arigatou—
Carl: Shut up about that and you give me that belt right now!
Err: Well try and take it from me, if you think you're man enough!
[Carl takes the Foreigner belt from Err.]
Err: Hey, man! You took my belt!
Ignignokt: Try using the belt without these ... the instructions!
Err: Yeah, let's see ya try!
Carl: I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!

Classic, total classic.

Shake: Someone stole my PDA, and I will ruin this house with my anger!

Err to Meatwad: That's a good smoker!

Shake to Meatwad: Well, I just called Dracula and he's coming over later.

Shake: You're both yo-yo's. Shut up ya yo-yo's