MTFFL

What in the hell is going on in our society? I've been keeping up with this trend for a while now and governments are going overboard by banning saggy pants. First, someone should be able to wear their clothing however they see fit. Secondly, baggy pants aid law enforcement by being able to recognize potential criminals easier. Profiling works. Also, the baggy pants allow officers to catch the younger and faster criminals more easily.

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