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Fakts

Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:02 pm
by bilyeuofbaxter
Fakt 914:
Alcohol may cause drunkeness and nudity.

Fakt 1163:
Life is like a cigarette, smoke it to the butt.

Ok, I stole these from a short on the Sundance Channel. But, if anyone has actually learned anything during your time on Earth, please share them in the above format. The format goes like this, 1) spell fact, fakt 2) assign an arbitrary number to your life experience 3) state what has been learned in a witty manner.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:10 am
by bstock
Fakt 809:
Asking a woman if she farted is not a good way to get in her panties.

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:22 am
by Agitator
Fakt: 4:

Don't take a girl home if she has an adam's apple (this is for you J-small)

Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:38 am
by Jonathan S.
Not my fakt.