MTFFL

Fantasy land matchup for the night is Radlers v Gamblers.

Radlers start strong but can they seal the deal?

Gamblers need the win to move up in the division and with six players yet to play it’s open season, for chicken wings!

Who has the hottest of hot dogs? May they be awesome.

Will the Rednecks be able to pull off an upset?

My sources tell me those in the Gridiron division hope so, but it seems like a mescaline driven fury has overcome the Knuckledraggers.

Next up, it's all ZIPPERS in Z-Town!

The fans are undergoing a Zenaissance.

All we can say here at the booth is MAKE Z-TOWN GREAT AGAIN.

Looks like the real game is between The Punishers and Salamanders.

A major upset might be in the works!

Anyways, what has to butts and kills people?
- an assassin