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ok....we are having the haunted woods and house again at southern hills golf course this year on the 22,23,28,29,30. it will kick some butt htis year i do beleive. but here is an option for some of you golfers.....if you wanted to work a couple of nights scaring the crap out of people,( we have had people lose their false teeth, passout, pee on theirselves, and we even have got to kick some teenagers butts for getting too rowdy-yeah!) i can offer you a free round of golf! if this is an option for anyone let me know.

so if we work all 5 nights, then we get 5 rounds of golf?

either way, i'd be up for at least one free round of golf....

you should get the midget to join also. as ugly as he is, he doesn't even need a mask and make-up to be scary!

no if you work two nights, that = one 18 hole rd. of golf. ....( .if you wanted to work a couple of nights ) a couple means two nights.

Maybe on the 22nd and 29th.

cool, more people the just let me know, you and anyone else can work in the woods with me. and also if you work 3 nights i can give you 18 holes plus 9 more holes of golf

Can I just come beat up teenagers?

I don't charge nothin.

we need some security , sure come on down...they are a PAIN in our you know what...kick the crap out of them.

Scott, just what in the hell is going on with Holes 4 and 18? How did you guys overseed?

u mean u do not like the 71 yard par 3?
i fucked it up!!
but i did beat the Mick on his birthday!!!

you barely beat me........ i was drunk, i was tired, i didn't have my good clubs, i wore the wrong shoes, i..... (what other excuses can i use?)

like it really means a lot if you beat me because i'm not that good!