MTFFL

The Oompa Loompas need Derrick Blaylock to score at least 5.3 points to beat their biggest rival, the Donkey Kongs!

It would also be nice if Trent Green scored 30.7 or more to get the Hardknock's off my ass!

Elsewhere, nothing changed...the Zippers are still holding on to their noe game lead over the Salamanders, and the Critters and Eagles remain tied with 3 games left to go!!!

Fucking Eddie Kennison. 3 and a half minutes left; I'm up by 3.6. E.K. has 99 yards and two touchdowns. Guess what, if he gets another chance with at least a 7 yard pass, I lose by HFA again.

Whhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!!!

Arrrrgggghhhhh!