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GOP Debate

Post by wolfe »

Rule #1: Mention "Reagan" every 4.27 minutes

Rule #2: Answer the previous question - not the immediate question - no matter if was directed toward you or not.

Rule #3: Don't mention Bush by name.

McCain had me in 2000, but not now. Giuliani has never impressed me as a national leader. Romney sounds very interesting. Brownback sounds good on some topics and like a nut-job on other topics. Tancredo was a nervous cat - during the debate and in post-debate interviews.

My favorite - as always - is the crazy libertarian leaning candidate. Today's role was played by Ron Paul.

The others don't really distinguish themselves.

My favorite questions:
"Who believes in evolution?"
The Terry Schiavo Question

Liberal wacko Chris Matthews tried to bait the candidates into attacking each other but none bit.
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Post by Agitator »

wolfe wrote:Liberal wacko Chris Matthews tried to bait the candidates into attacking each other but none bit.

that would have made it more exciting...
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Post by bstock »

they should get al franken to host the republican debate and bill o'reilly to host the democratic - circus ensues. that would be entertainment.
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I'm good enough, smart enough and gosh darnnit people really listen to Air America!
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ha ha ha ha
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Post by bstock »

Is this funny? I can't decide....

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Post by Oompa Midgets »

give them some zig-zags and then it'd be funny!
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or put a titans hat on Obama... either way, yeah...it's funny!
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