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Post by wolfe »

http://mom.salary.com

Break out your checkbooks and pay your wives.
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Nonsense
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You must be really bored reading an article like this; I saw it the other day, and didn't think it was worth the time to read it once I saw the dollar mount.
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please don't send this link to my wife! i'm already broke!
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Post by Oompa Midgets »

if a stay at home mom doesn't cook she shouldn't get a damn thing!!!

i think that would hold up in court for you hog
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Post by wolfe »

I've seen this for several years now. (Since I've been subscribing to salary.com for some reason...)

I'm sure most stay at home moms aren't doing anything for 40 hours a week anyway.

My dad used to pay me $5 to mow our 2 acre yard. And 25 cents for each housefly I killed. $1 for taking out the trash. $1 to load the dishwasher. Are those the market rates? What would the paycheck be for children?
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Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

Does that 138K include "womanly" duties? Because that rate varies wildly with the hotness of your wife.
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bilyeuofbaxter wrote:Does that 138K include "womanly" duties?

that's got to be hazardous pay since she risks getting Cancer!
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There's probably such a thing as a Whore-Owner's Discount.
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what about the buy one get one free coupons....those are always good to have!
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