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bilyeuofbaxter
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Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

There is a museum in KY opening that pairs the Bible and science, supposedly. They claim the Earth to be but 6000 years old. The museum actually places dinosaurs and humans together on the Ark! My god, will the Bible thumping nut job, uneducated and completely misguided morons get the hell out of politics! I may have to vote democratic just so this goddamm idiot movement slows down a little. Why is it so much easier to believe that a god appearing from nothing could create a universe than it is to believe that a universe could appear from nothing?
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Post by wolfe »

The Bible doesn't try to explain physics.
The Bible doesn't try to explain medicine.
The Bible doesn't try to explain astronomy.
The Bible doesn't try to explain chemistry.

It drives me crazy that religious dopes try to use the Bible to explain geology and anthropology/biology.

The Bible is not a scientific text book.
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Jonathan S.
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People don't seem to understand that the Bible is full of parables.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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