Fakts

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:02 pm

Fakt 914:
Alcohol may cause drunkeness and nudity.

Fakt 1163:
Life is like a cigarette, smoke it to the butt.

Ok, I stole these from a short on the Sundance Channel. But, if anyone has actually learned anything during your time on Earth, please share them in the above format. The format goes like this, 1) spell fact, fakt 2) assign an arbitrary number to your life experience 3) state what has been learned in a witty manner.

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:10 am

Fakt 809:
Asking a woman if she farted is not a good way to get in her panties.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:22 am

Fakt: 4:

Don't take a girl home if she has an adam's apple (this is for you J-small)

Jonathan S. · Post by **Jonathan S.** » Sun Sep 23, 2007 11:38 am

Not my fakt.