Four college football fans...

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wolfe
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Four college football fans...

Post by wolfe »

Four college football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. A Kentucky fan, a Louisville fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan.

They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan. Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three "This is for the Volunteers!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming "Rocky top" as he fell to his death.

Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and shouted "This is for the DAWGS" and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof..woof, woof, woof! As he crashed on the rocks below.

Refusing to be out done by the Tennessee and Georgia fans, the Kentucky fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs "This is for THE KENTUCKY WILDCATS !" and without hesitation, pushed the Louisville fan off the mountain shouting---Fly Cardinal Fly!
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Post by Jonathan S. »

That's murder.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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