Chad Johnson is at it again...

[Oompa Midgets]

After the Midgets practice on Wednesday reporters caught up to the young receiver Chad Johnson who last week predicted a victory over the undefeated Chiefs...he held to that promise, and here is what he had to say, "I told you we would beat the Chiefs, and now we are going kick the crap out of the Hedgehogs. That's right, I am predicting another victory this week." He later said, "Do Hedgehogs have tails? Because if they do, they better tuck them and run out of here as fast as they can!"

Willy Wonka (coach of the Bitter Midgets and the Oompa Loompas) said they were finally able to get some practice in after all of the rain in the earlier part of the week... "We had a great practice today, and this is the most talented YOUNG offense I have ever seen! Barring any injuries this offense will be terrorizing this league for years to come."

Young offense is correct...the starting offense has only 2 players with more than 3 years experience (Culpepper, 5, A. Green, 6), 2 players in their 3rd season (Deuce McAllister and Chad Johnson) and 2 young wonderful rookies (D. Davis and T. Calico)...LOOK FOR BIG THINGS FROM THE BITTER MIDGETS FOR YEARS TO COME!!!

[Agitator]

blah, blah, blah............

[The Guru]

Thats good stuff Anthony, I was eating that shit up!!! Come back with a report Mick, dont sit there...

[Jonathan S.]

T. Calico, or as like to refer to him....Edward Skillet-Hands.

[Oompa Midgets]

he tries to use his body to catch balls too much...he will begin to trust his hands, and become one of the best young receivers in the league!!

[Jonathan S.]

I thought about starting to call him Quikrete.

[Agitator]

my camp is close to all media, you will see what we have been working on this weekend when we stomp the midgets down even smaller....

[Agitator]

it looks as though willy wonka let something out. the reporter chad was talking to also said

After the Midgets practice on Wednesday reporters caught up to the young receiver Chad Johnson who last week predicted a victory over the undefeated Chiefs...he held to that promise, and here is what he had to say, "I need out of this chocolate factory, this town, and away from this coach" That's right, I am predicting another victory sometime in the next few weeks, but i doubt it will be against the hedgehogs, man, those guys are good!." He later said, "Do Hedgehogs have tails? i was just wondering"

now everyone has the real story. don't you hate it when coaches put words into their players mouth?

[Agitator]

and i meant to say that my team is closed to the media, not close. we hate the media, just so that all you media out there now know.

[thechosenone]

i smell chicken....dont you all