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http://myespn.go.com/blogs/nflnation/0- ... zany-.html

Chad Johnson speaks at least two words of Spanish. Does that make him Hispanic?
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Chad 8-5 Johnson. Wow....his slange transverses two languages now. Where you at Eight-five? It's an Ocho Cinco world...you won't get that if you have Comcast or Charter unless you have the big ticket sports package that includes the NFL Network.
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According to Nashville radio station 92.9 Lite Rock, the Cookeville fantasy mastermind, Anthony Fowler, has legally changed his last name to "Mordaz Enano." Fowler's -- sorry -- Mordaz Enano's reported name change has been rumored in MTFFL circles for weeks, and according to the station today, it's official - he's a retard.
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There's something weird about that translation. Was it supposed to be "Bitter Midget"? Because my translator is translating it as "Mordacious Dwarf". Mordacious defined as having a biting characteristic. Amargo is spanish for bitter. Probably should be "Enano Amargo."

Nice try, though.
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wrong, nothing weird about that
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Once again the league lawyers ruin a prank by Ocho Cinco. During the game he was forced to change to his previous jersey with "C. Johnson" on it and was referred to as Johnson in official stats.
"He's legally changed his name, so we're willing to recognize that," Goodell said. "There's what I call a more administrative issue that has to be dealt with. There's a large inventory of jerseys that are out there with 85 Johnson. Any player that changes a number or changes his name has to address that so that our licensing is not stuck with a large inventory. That's just something we're dealing with. As far as we're concerned, if he changes his name legally, that's fine with us."
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3574151
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Spanish if for poor people.
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bilyeuofbaxter wrote:Spanish if for poor people.
lol
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Inventory? Well, the NFL doesn't seem too concerned when a free agent signs with a new team and leaves behind inventory...
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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