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bilyeuofbaxter
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The Baxter Redneck fire head coach Kelly Goosecock, during the middle of the game on Sunday. They are currently looking to fill the position. When asked about the decision to fire Goosecock Redneck GM David Bilyeu responded "We've got to get someone in here that can make the correct decisions on our starting QB. We need to take it one game at a time and give 110%." Bilyeu named Gary Coleman interim head coach, saying "we need someone with a unique perspective on the game, somewho can really tell if these players have balls."
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In other news:
The entire Nashville Salamanders team joined the Boston Ballet. A team representative commented "at least they will stay in shape."
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Post by wolfe »

I've always thought that it was a bad idea to fire a skipper during the season, but I've never heard of firing your coach during the game.

How's that going to affect player moral? It seems to be working right now because your team has a 10 point lead (with a little help from Lewis' 44.5 points).

And who's going to respect a 3 foot tall coach?
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