Bush Urges Victims To Gnaw On Bootstraps For Sustenance

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 3:53 pm

WASHINGTON, DC?In an emergency White House address Sunday, President Bush urged all people dying from several days without food and water in New Orleans to "tap into the American entrepreneurial spirit" and gnaw on their own bootstraps for sustenance. "Government handouts are not the answer," Bush said. "I believe in smaller government, which is why I have drastically cut welfare and levee upkeep. I encourage you poor folks to fill yourself up on your own bootstraps. Buckle down, and tear at them like a starving animal." Responding to reports that many Katrina survivors have lost everything in the disaster, Bush said, "Only when you work hard and chew desperately on your own footwear can you live the American dream."

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 4:50 pm

does anyone like Bush???

Kanye West does

Post by **wolfe** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:07 pm

45% of us don't like him according to the latest polls.
I would like him more if he would
1. Admit that he made at least one mistake in his life
2. Fire one of his buddies
3. In short, just have some accountability in the office

thechosenone · Post by **thechosenone** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:33 pm

ladies..thomas jefferson said it best... "if a politician has been in office for ten years, take them out and hang them because they are crooked"... this applies to all of the rich buttheads..they all suck!!

The Guru · Post by **The Guru** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 6:44 pm

A change of heart for a former Republican cheerleader? He is quoting Ol' TJ now. When will the suprises end?

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:06 pm

all politicians suck...
for once i agree with chosen!

thechosenone · Post by **thechosenone** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:03 pm

i will never jump party's, ... i simply think they all are crooks... we need to try to find the one who is the least corrupt. they all coddle their buddies and make them even richer. even here in good ol' cookeville

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:17 pm

should i run???

thechosenone · Post by **thechosenone** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:46 pm

no, you can be bought and sold like the ho you are ....whooo! you have no integrity... ha ha!! but i appreciate your enthusiasm...start off as a campaign manager instead.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:50 pm

it would never work to have a midget in the white house.......