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The NFL and ABC/ESPN conspiracy

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The NFL and its players are fabricating stories to generate TV ratings and interest.

Case #1: Tedy Bruschi times his comeback for a Sunday night game. The media, of course, exploits the story for the primetime event. The next week the Patriots have a Monday night game to continue the media event (aka Bruschi lovefest).

Case #2: After eight quiet weeks, the Terrell Owens express derails. All media focus is on the Sunday night game against Washington. By coincidence (?), the Eagles host the Cowboys the following week on Monday night. Thus ensuring another week of hearing the same shit.
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You live for this.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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Nobody likes the NFL. And certainly no one watches it on TV. THEY NEED THIS!
The rules are fair. The regulations are fair.
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Post by woody »

Tedy's back and Terrell has left.
Back and left...
Back and to the left...
Back, and to the left...

What conspiracy?
Cover it with gas and set it on fire!
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It all makes perfect sense. Woody, I'm glad someone else sees this. Someone get Stone to quit his 9/11 movie and get started on this!
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if i never hear TO's name again it will be toooo soon!
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