Monster Eats Team

Post by **wolfe** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:09 pm

September 2, 2006, 12:38
Texans :: Team

Monster Eats Team
NFL.com - [Full Article]

The Houston Texans were devoured today by Lrrr, Emperor of Omicron Persei VIII. Outgoing commissioner Paul Taglibue said this was a "huge setback" to league development. Houston obtained the Texans in league expansion in 2002. "They had a promising year ahead of them," the commissioner continued, " we'll need to find a quick replacement team for the AFC South." League sources say the NFL are in negotiations with NCAA champs Texas Longhorns as a possible replacement team.
Lrrr cited revenge for the "Poppler Incident" as reason for the devastation.

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:25 pm

DAMN YOU OMICRON. DAMN YOU!

Jonathan S. · Post by **Jonathan S.** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 7:34 pm

Maybe we should take them some of those candy Valentine's Day hearts and get Lrrr to puke the Texans out while referring to their chalky taste.

Or maybe we could satisfy him by giving him Brian or Mick's lower human horn. Nah, that won't work.

KILL ALL HUMANS!

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:03 pm

that pathetic alien would choke on my horn - but that's the point. die alien scum

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:28 pm

i'm glad i don't have dominick davis or andre johnson....

it's gonna be hard to play football in the belly of a monster.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:31 pm

i think this is fake...

i can't find this article anywhere.... it seems like espn or cbssportsline would be covering this event.

i'm not sure about this...

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:33 pm

maybe our good commish decided he'd like a bloomin onion

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:46 pm

like someone once told me,

"If you can't take a bloody nose, then maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It is wondrous...with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:47 pm

i prefer star wars over star trek myself

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Mon Jul 31, 2006 9:48 pm

picard can suck worf's head