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wagordy
- Smack Talking Beast
- Posts: 593
- Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2003 9:59 pm
- Name: Will Gordy
- MTFFL: Nashville Salamanders *2010*
- Location: Stuck in Paydirt!!!
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by wagordy »
I'm Russian to change my Lenin so I better stop Stalin....
Nashville Salamanders, the only team to win a division with a sub .500 record.
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
European in the bathroom!
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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wolfe
- The Commish
- Posts: 3620
- Joined: Tue Apr 29, 2003 4:52 pm
- Name: Jeff Wolfe
- MTFFL: Z-Town Zippers *1998, 2018*
- MTFFL II: Beer Swillers
- Location: MTFFL International Headquarters
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by wolfe »
This is fun. Keep it up.
The rules are fair. The regulations are fair.
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Jonathan S.
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2955
- Joined: Wed Apr 30, 2003 8:13 am
- Name: Jonathan Smallwood
- MTFFL: Sheffield Feagle Eagles *1999,2002,2003,2006,2021*
- MTFFL II: Gainesboro by Gods *2006*
- Location: Up in the UC
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by Jonathan S. »
Mick stole mine.
It goes:
If your American before you go into the bathroom, what are you once you're in the bathroom? European.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
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by Agitator »
Water you waiting for? Just jump in.
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
An optometrist told his patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the patient. 'Must be the luck of the iris.'
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
I wanted to be a fisherman for the halibut, but I floundered. I couldn't live off my net income.
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
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- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
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Agitator
- God of Smack Talk
- Posts: 2759
- Joined: Thu May 08, 2003 4:19 pm
- Name: Mick Reese
- MTFFL: * none - cause that league is inferior to MTFFL2
- MTFFL II: Agitated Hedgehogs *2004,2005,2007*
- Location: The Pig Pen
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by Agitator »
Some prison inmates fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts.
* began the midgets fall from success! --- 2011 *
