Puns

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:56 am

'A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.'

Subdued: A surfer guy on a submarine...

lets hear yours.....

bstock · Post by **bstock** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:38 am

Let's see a haiku oompa.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:50 pm

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:20 pm

STOP.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:33 pm

since you insist:

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:06 pm

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:07 pm

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:07 pm

Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:08 pm

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:09 pm

I get my large circumference from too much pi.