MTFFL

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:14 pm**

I'm Russian to change my Lenin so I better stop Stalin....

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:16 pm**

European in the bathroom!

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:18 pm**

This is fun. Keep it up.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:39 pm**

Mick stole mine.

It goes:

If your American before you go into the bathroom, what are you once you're in the bathroom? European.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:19 pm**

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:22 pm**

Water you waiting for? Just jump in.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:23 pm**

An optometrist told his patient: 'It appears your vision is improving!' 'Really?' replied the patient. 'Must be the luck of the iris.'

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:24 pm**

I wanted to be a fisherman for the halibut, but I floundered. I couldn't live off my net income.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:24 pm**

After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.

Posted: **Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:28 pm**

Some prison inmates fell into poison ivy and started a rash of breakouts.

Puns