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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm
by wolfe
Some people go into martial arts just for kicks.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm
by wolfe
Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:13 pm
by wolfe
I shouted so loud at the races, I'm now a hoarse whisperer.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:15 pm
by wolfe
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:15 pm
by wolfe
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:16 pm
by wolfe
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:16 pm
by wolfe
Will we ever stop!?!?
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:33 am
by Oompa Midgets
When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:33 am
by Oompa Midgets
Low carb diets really go against the grain.
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:40 pm
by mjgordy
Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? He was Haydn.