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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:39 pm
by Agitator
I keep reading 'The Lord of the Rings' over and over. I guess it's just force of hobbit.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:41 pm
by Agitator
Church disputes can be settled with canons.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:42 pm
by Agitator
It's OK to watch an elephant bathe as they usually have their trunks on. 3.2 stars
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:43 pm
by Agitator
The All-Pro wide receiver's wedding was a little bit shaky, but his reception was excellent.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:05 pm
by wolfe
pun.com must be drained dry.
Don't bother going there. pun.com is actually for sale for a quarter million smackers.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:05 pm
by Oompa Midgets
The salesman was peddling used bikes.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:05 pm
by Oompa Midgets
My computer is so slow it hertz.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:06 pm
by Oompa Midgets
The male pig puts everyone to sleep. You could say he's quite the boar.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:06 pm
by Oompa Midgets
If they ever have a contest for the best looking mannequin, there will be stiff competition.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:08 pm
by Oompa Midgets
The elderly chef retired because his sage was showing.