Rocky Calmus?!?!?!?!

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Rocky Calmus?!?!?!?!

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of all the teams that we could have traded him to, why would we trade him to a division rival.....

don't the titans know that he's going to tell them everything he knows about us!

it's just another weapon for peyton to us against us!
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Colts: What do you know about the Titans?

Calmus: They suck.

Colts: Anything else?

Calmus: Nope. That's pretty much it.
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Colts: what defense do they like to play when _________ ?

Calmus: they like to play a __________ defense in that situation, and when you are lined up in the ________ formation they will always ____________.

Colts: did you happen to make a copy of their playbook?

Calmus: of course, i even made a copy for everyone on the team...

Colts: thanks rocky, we should be able to score 100 points on them this weekend. Sorry, but now we have to cut you
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Calmus: The Titans like to use formation ______ in this situation and ...

Colts: Hey, we already know that from watching game film.
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Post by Oompa Midgets »

what did we get for Calmus???
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Post by wolfe »

The Titans sent Calmus, their third-round pick in 2002, to Indianapolis for an undisclosed pick in next year's draft. It's expected to be a sixth- or seventh-rounder.
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Post by Oompa Midgets »

thx jeff,
well, he is a backup for us but sending him to our division champs is a mistake...
are we gonna beat the Colts...HELL NO!
i guess they did so bc they had someone they wanted to keep on the 53 man roster...
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I don't think Calmus is the tipping point in the Titans/Colts rivalry. Little chance of victory before. Little chance now.
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i agree....
is he gonna start for them?
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Post by Jonathan S. »

We got a 6th and a 7th next year. Why did we trade him to the Colts? Because they made the mistake of giving us those picks. We were shopping him so we could get something for him; they feel good about the depth of their LB's. Jeff's right, Calmus is not the tipping point for the Colts to beat us. The Titans won't admit it, but they view this as a rebuilding year, and two more picks could help them move up in the draft next year.
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