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Puns
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:56 am
by Oompa Midgets
'A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first.'
Subdued: A surfer guy on a submarine...
lets hear yours.....
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:38 am
by bstock
Let's see a haiku oompa.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 2:50 pm
by Oompa Midgets
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:20 pm
by bilyeuofbaxter
STOP.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:33 pm
by Oompa Midgets
since you insist:
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:06 pm
by Agitator
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:07 pm
by Agitator
He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:07 pm
by Agitator
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:08 pm
by Agitator
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:09 pm
by Agitator
I get my large circumference from too much pi.