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The world's most disgusting "sport"

Post by wolfe »

Hot dog gorging contest is coming up next week. Will Kobayashi be ready?
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your benevolence is blinding
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Post by Jonathan S. »

Supposedly he's injured; something to do with his mouth. Some are speculating that he won't show up because he's afraid of this year's competition.
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Post by Jonathan S. »

Krystal Square-Off is around October in Chattanooga. There's been some talk of a trip to witness what some call the premier eating contest in the country.
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Post by wolfe »

Some people are always saying something.
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And sometimes, what they say isn't too far from the truth.
You better get on your knees and pray...Sheffield and Gainesboro are on the way.
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Post by Jonathan S. »

The mustard belt is back in the hands of an American, Joey Chestnut. He outlasted Kobayashi 66 to 63 in the fastest 12 minutes in sports. Kobayashi rallied to tie Chestnut in hot dogs eaten with two minutes and thirty seconds left on the clock, but couldn't overtake the young Californian. Both broke the world record, of 59 hot dogs eaten, which had been held by Chestnut.
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Post by wolfe »

I'm going to barf.

How can it be the fastest 12 minutes? Was it a 59-second minute?
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Post by Jonathan S. »

I didn't decide that it should be called the fastest. Contact the IFOCE and ask them.
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Post by bilyeuofbaxter »

I think it's called perception!
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