Anthony Fowler Out A Week With Excuses
Pizza Hut recently announced delivery specialist Anthony Fowler will miss at least the next week with a variety of medical and personal excuses. Fowler recently pulled a muscle, jammed a toe, was bitten by a french poodle, ate spoiled honey, and lost a wheel to his 1987 Dodge Caravan. Fowler denies reports of possible retirement. "I'm really looking forward to counting the bristles in my tooth brush and learning faster more effective delivery routes," Fowler told reporters Thursday while recovering.