My last will and testament

Post by **wolfe** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:40 pm

Does anyone know a lawyer that can make this happen?

When I die I want to be cremated. Then, I would like a statue made including my ashes. It can be any size and made of any material. I don't have any money but my work insurance minus my debt should result in about $50,000 to my "estate". What would that get me? An eight foot statue? Or an eight inch statue?

I'd like it to be a statue of me at my computer. One hand on the keyboard the other hand holding a beer.

What would be the most appropriate material? Practical bronze? Or lustrous gold? Or how about all the aluminum from my beer bottle cap collection?

Now, where to display the monument? The garden at Spankies? Our Titans tailgating spot? Or would someone sneak me in bury me in the South endzone of LP Field?

Someone please inform my family of my plans. I'm going to continue being drunk.

Make it so.

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:58 am

Holding a beer at the computer, yeah right.

Jonathan S. · Post by **Jonathan S.** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:51 am

Ha ha. He needs three hands erected (yeah, I said it) if he wants to hold a beer in hand.

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 10:59 am

Artist's rendering of Jeff's statue.

Post by **wolfe** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:35 am

C'mon, you can do better.

bilyeuofbaxter · Post by **bilyeuofbaxter** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:57 am

Nothing to do with Jeff, but this is funny.

Agitator · Post by **Agitator** » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:18 pm

hahahaha....! that is awesome!