Puns

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm

Some people go into martial arts just for kicks.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:12 pm

Do the people who climb the world's highest mountain ever rest?

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:13 pm

I shouted so loud at the races, I'm now a hoarse whisperer.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:15 pm

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:15 pm

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:16 pm

There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

Post by **wolfe** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 4:16 pm

Will we ever stop!?!?

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:33 am

When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.

Oompa Midgets · Post by **Oompa Midgets** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 4:33 am

Low carb diets really go against the grain.

mjgordy · Post by **mjgordy** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:40 pm

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher? He was Haydn.